Mostly Harmless

I like long walks on the beach, sunsets, and poking rancid things with sticks.


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yourmutualfriends:
“ rofl-pictures:
“This is my kind of complaint
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I love the research that went into this
”

yourmutualfriends:

rofl-pictures:

This is my kind of complaint

I love the research that went into this

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shittyidea:

Carbonated soup

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tarunadragon:

Another hashtag that hilariously backfired …

Also one of those tweets is from John Elder Robison, who USED to work for Autism Speaks until he left because he couldn’t support their message.

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showerthoughtsofficial:

If I eat my meal from the frying pan at a restaurant, it’s sophisticated and a sign of quality. If I do it at home, I’m lazy and disgusting.

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just-shower-thoughts:

If I leave food out for 10 hours while I am awake, I’ll still eat it. If i leave it out for 10 hours while asleep, I don’t trust it.

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stability:

more things like this in 2k17 please

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pettysailorguardian:

i hate fake laughing with white people

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just-shower-thoughts:

Sometimes people may be asking a question thats easy to find the answer to on Google not because they are lazy but because they actually want to communicate with someone.

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bittythemagpiedragon:
“ 1102291:
“ sixpenceee:
“These pictures were taken a second apart!
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Holy fuck. That man moving through the back is what totally made this picture click.
”
HOLY SHIT
”

bittythemagpiedragon:

1102291:

sixpenceee:

These pictures were taken a second apart!

Holy fuck. That man moving through the back is what totally made this picture click.

HOLY SHIT

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blujayonthewing:

annnmoody:

Vessels designed specifically for screaming

Babak Golkar, Time to Let Go, 2014

image

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imnickjamesbitch:
“ trapcard:
“ whitelivesdontmatter:
“ jac5ob:
“ WHERE’S HIS MOTHER BURIED
”
“a bit larger than we expected” ”
they gave birth to Hagrid bye.
”
This needs answers
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imnickjamesbitch:

trapcard:

whitelivesdontmatter:

jac5ob:

WHERE’S HIS MOTHER BURIED

“a bit larger than we expected”

they gave birth to Hagrid bye.

This needs answers

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